Discussing the whole “always evil species” thing I’m genuinely annoyed by how much more sense D&D lore makes if elves turn good when they’re above ground and evil when they’re below ground.
Your elf buddy goes down to get something from the basement and immediately starts cackling and kicking your stuff. “Dammit Bob!” you say, trying to get him up the stairs so he turns good again.
Tracks
Curious Zelda
She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods
These live rent-free in my head.
LMAO this is so funny ♡♡
your baby as soon as these come off
Anonymous
Anonymous asked:
why is your cat green?
She’s built different 😌
Look i tried to laugh it off, but I haven’t stopped thinking about this message because… my cat literally isn’t green
like where is the green
Oh Christ
This is the color your cat is
colors i eyedropped directly from op’s cat
I drew a tree using only colours eyedropped from OP’s cat.
every time i see this post all i see is some green alien kitty with antennae so i had to draw it
I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy
Moldy forest cat
i’m happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone
Pet your cat OP, 50% shot it helps.
the first time I reblogged this, like a few weeks ago, it had like 4,000 notes. why do people keep insisting tumblr is dead
i had a DREAM about the green cat last night. not sure what she was up to but. nice to meet her :)
GREEN CAT IS BACK ON MY DAAAAAASH
We Love Green Cat
